A long and an unanticipated break from blogging and I am not too proud of it. As usual, yours truly was being lazy to the z. So, here I am sitting in my office feeling a bit 'I dont want to do anything right now'. To make amends for the missed entries (there should have been around 100 more by now) here is a funny distraction to amuse you (?) my nameless, ghost reader:
(What you see below are the more famous Yogi Berra's malapropisms sourced from Wikipedia)
1. Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise they won't go to yours.
2. When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It
3. The future ain't what it used to be.
4. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
5. I really didn't say everything I said
6. "I looked like this when I was young, and I still do."
7. What Time Is It? You Mean Now
8. I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.
9. If people don't want to come to the ballpark how are you going to stop them?
10. If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
11. If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
12. If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
13. If you don't know where you're going, you might not get there.
14. It ain't over 'till it's over.
15. It gets late early out there.
16. It's déjà vu all over again.
17. Little things are big.
18. Ninety percent of this game is half-mental.
19. Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
20. Pair up in threes.
21. Thank you for making this day necessary.
22. We made too many wrong mistakes.
23. Berra says this is part of driving directions to his house in Montclair, New Jersey. There is a fork in the road, and whichever way you take, you will get to his house.
24. You can observe a lot by watching.
25. He was on a passenger jet at the time, so he was not sure in which time zone he was.
(What you see below are the more famous Yogi Berra's malapropisms sourced from Wikipedia)
1. Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise they won't go to yours.
2. When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It
3. The future ain't what it used to be.
4. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
5. I really didn't say everything I said
6. "I looked like this when I was young, and I still do."
7. What Time Is It? You Mean Now
8. I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.
9. If people don't want to come to the ballpark how are you going to stop them?
10. If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
11. If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
12. If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
13. If you don't know where you're going, you might not get there.
14. It ain't over 'till it's over.
15. It gets late early out there.
16. It's déjà vu all over again.
17. Little things are big.
18. Ninety percent of this game is half-mental.
19. Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
20. Pair up in threes.
21. Thank you for making this day necessary.
22. We made too many wrong mistakes.
23. Berra says this is part of driving directions to his house in Montclair, New Jersey. There is a fork in the road, and whichever way you take, you will get to his house.
24. You can observe a lot by watching.
25. He was on a passenger jet at the time, so he was not sure in which time zone he was.
